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Confessions of a Dork Lord

Audiobook
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1 of 1 copy available
Despicable Me meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid in this hilarious middle grade adventure that follows a hapless warlock-in-training as he struggles to live up to his great and terrible destiny.
Meet Wick. He's the son of the Dark Lord, heir to the throne of black and broken glass, and next in line to be the leader of the Grim World. Too bad he's stuck in Remedial Spell Casting (he can barely even cast the fart-revealer spell), he's allergic to fire and brimstone, and the bullies at school insist on calling him Dork Lord. 
Full of humor, hijinks, and lively illustrations, Confessions of a Dork Lord follows Wick through the pages of his journal as he comes up with a genius plan to defeat his foes, achieve greatness . . . and survive Middle Ages School.
"I loved every page, and your kid will too!" —Melissa de la Cruz, bestselling author of the Descendants series
"It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start." —Pseudonymous Bosch, bestselling author of the Secret series
"Hilarious! Not to be missed!" —Eoin Colfer, bestselling author of the Artemis Fowl series
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      October 28, 2019
      In this entertaining yet underwhelming fantasy, a hapless orphan struggles to live up to the legacy set by his impressive but long-vanished father, once Dark Lord of the grim folk, while dealing with bullies and his own magical incompetence. Twelve-year-old Azrael Bal Gorath the Wicked, better known as Wick, is expected to assume his father’s throne and lead the “ogres, orcs, dragons, goblins, witches and warlocks,” but he can’t even succeed in Remedial Spell Casting, let alone garner respect and fear. When his father’s legendary scepter goes missing, Wick sets out to uncover the thief and find it in order to prove himself. Naturally, things go quickly awry, requiring Wick to master his powers once and for all. Presented in a faux-diary style complete with stylized illustrations by Altés that enhance the story’s whimsy, Wick narrates his mishaps in a put-upon, matter-of-fact manner. Johnston exaggerates fantasy tropes for comedic purposes—orcs are disgusting, goblins creatively malicious—and the narrative strikes a balance between dry humor and clumsy earnestness (“It’s hard to be into the whole ‘fire and brimstone’ thing when you’ve got allergies”) that lends the story an uneven feel. Ages 8–12.

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  • OverDrive Listen audiobook

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  • English

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  • Lexile® Measure:810
  • Text Difficulty:3-4

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